I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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