Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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