Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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