Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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