Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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