So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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