How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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