oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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