What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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