In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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