dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
This is the high leading the old right now
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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