I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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