Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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