Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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