Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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