I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
