Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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