guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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