I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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