morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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