We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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