fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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