Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Randomize
