Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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