I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You are a genius and a whore.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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