But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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