So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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