Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Randomize
