You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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