its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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