i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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