its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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