I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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