That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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