There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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