I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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