quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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