I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize