I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
wow bdsm is so cute
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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