we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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