what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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