FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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