Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
accomplished twins. life is a go
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Randomize
