i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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