Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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