you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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