SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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