help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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