We're facebook friends in real life
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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