People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just puked most of my soul out..
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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